Thursday, February 6, 2014

10 Gory Horror Movies You've Never Heard Of

Since my first list based article was turned down by the asshole staff of an asshole website (who shall remain nameless at this time) I will release it for free on my blog since I'm poor anyway. Said website should stop begging for writers if they really don't want to pay anyone for articles like they promise. Here is my submission 100% free. Share if you like it. Enjoy!



10 Gory Horror Movies You've Never Heard Of


    10. Dead Alive
Also known in some areas as “Braindead”, This was one of the earlier attempts by Peter Jackson, who you may know better as the director of The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Often boasted as “the bloodiest horror movie ever made”, it also contains some very bizarre content, such as a creature called a Sumatran Rat Monkey. I have seen many horror fans state that they want Peter Jackson back into the horror movie fold, and I think this movie has a lot to do with that argument. I don't want to spoil too much about what happens, but there is a scene that involves some very extreme “landscaping” work.

    1. Sleepaway Camp
A typical story about a lovely young girl who is sent away to a remote summer camp...where things quickly go awry! Campers start turning up dead in some very grotesque (and creative) ways. It's a whodunnit that is executed (ha!) in a way that makes it fairly obvious who is causing the mayhem, but still manages to give the audience a unique and very disturbing shock ending! There were a handful of sequels made, but all of them fall short of the shock factor of the original movie!

    1. Tromeo and Juliet
There is nothing quite like one of the greatest love stories of all time retold by the same grotesque company that brought you The Toxic Avenger! One of the lesser known movies from Troma Films (who will appear again later) adds a morbid take on the tale of the star crossed lovers! I don't want to ruin any of the surprises, but if you know Troma, William Shakespeare would have been disgustingly proud of this work of art!

    1. Terror Firmer
Another splatter fest from our wonderful friends at Troma! This one revolves around a blind director making a film with a group of miscreants. One of them is actually a killer who is causing the events of the movie to play out in real life. Sometimes it's hard to tell what is part of the movie and what is really happening, which makes for a fun, yet macabre viewing experience! The shocking ending definitely caught me off guard!

    1. Cannibal! The Musical
Written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker before they became famous for writing a little cartoon called South Park, this movie has a perfect blend of gore and comedy. Based on the true story of Alfred Packer, it focuses on a group of gold miners who get lost in the mountains and are forced to eat each other to stay alive. This one may be difficult to find a physical copy of, but a quick internet search should bring up clips that are definitely worth watching!

    1. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Great funny and gory tale about the stereotype of backwoods rednecks being serial killers. Hint: they are not. Out of town teenagers succumb to their own fears and get themselves into more trouble trying to escape the harmless duo who are only trying to help them. In fact, the real evil lies in one of their supposed friends who planned the entire trip for his own sinister reasons.
    1. Stan Helsing
A hapless video store clerk finds out he is a descendent of famous Van Helsing clan and ends up on a wacky and grotesque adventure with a group of friends disposing of modern day vampires, as well as other famous movie monsters. One hell of a way to spend Halloween night for this group of slackers.

    1. Return of the Living Dead 3
By far my favorite of the series, though not one I hear many people talk about. A tragic love story involving a young lady dying tragically, being brought back to life by an experimental chemical, and constantly needing to inflict severe pain on herself to curb her appetite for brains. She manages to maintain her personality for most of the movie, but when she finally loses it, it results in one of the most grotesquely awesome scenes of self mutilation I have ever seen in any movie!

    1. The Gate
A rare gem from the 80's about a couple of kids who inadvertently open a portal to Hell in their back yard by playing a record backward. The creatures themselves are creepy enough and cause their fair share of sick mayhem, but an eyeball appearing in the palm of one of the kid's hands and his reaction to it, is the highlight of the gore, and something I never expected to happen on my first viewing of this film.

  1. The Hospital


Recently released by Deviant Pictures, this is quickly becoming one of my all time favorite movies! The level of gore and insanity is unlike anything I have ever saw in any movie, past or present! It has an appearance by Scott Tepperman of Ghost Hunters: International, portraying himself. A couple of ghost hunters take a group of people for an investigation in a supposedly haunted hospital. Little do they know, the deranged caretaker Stanley has a woman held captive in the building and is routinely torturing her. Things go awry when other guests are also being captured and tortured in some of the most inhumane ways possible! This is a must see for fans of extreme gore!

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